Here's an excerpt from the feminist/lesbian fantasy novel "Sisters" written by vice president Cheney's wife, Lynne:

"Let us go away together, away from the anger and imperatives of men. There will be only the two of us, and we shall linger through long afternoons of sweet retirement. In the evenings I shall read to you while you work your cross-stitch in the firelight. And then we shall go to bed, our bed, my dearest girl."

From a reviewer: "Cheney's other two novels, Executive Privilege (1979) and The Body Politic (1988), both describe life inside the Beltway. The central plot in The Body Politic is about the wife of a Vice President and how she manages to gain his office for herself after his death."

Interesting. No wonder poor old "Dick" has to take out his psychosexual frustration somewhere else (like Iraq). He probably sleeps in the bunker for his own personal safety...

See: Excerpts from "Sisters" by Lynne Cheney